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lyrics

I was laying on the couch
when I heard a knock at my door
I went to open it and there he was
I couldn’t believe it:
Cooper was back!
I would have thought he’d reincarnate
as a plant, or as a fat girl in Ohio,
but no - he reincarnated as himself.
The same old fucking dog.

It was now springtime in New York
and I was sitting on my stoop again.
Cooper sat there as I smoked cigarettes.
Suddenly, he started barking
at a woman across the street
She came over and asked what his name was
I said “Cooper”
She said, “great name for a dog”
“You think?”
We ended up in her apartment.
Her name was Daisy and she had beautiful eyes,
there was just a little problem,
she had a huge cat who didn’t look that friendly
Cooper was afraid and hid behind a couch
Daisy said “don’t worry, she doesn’t bite.”

Daisy grabbed me and pushed me
into the bedroom but I managed
to drop a few Xanaxs into a cup of milk
I’d figured that would relax the mini-tiger.
I closed the door. Poor Cooper I thought.…
Then Daisy grabbed me and threw me in the bed
She exploded on me like a volcano!
She was on top and she screamed like a red fox
The sex was so hot and steamy
I felt like singing the national anthem.
Funny right?
But I had to keep my energy up.
Then she had an orgasm and passed out.
She went right to sleep on me.

I was looking at the ceiling
when I heard a commotion
coming from the living room.
So, I went to check on Cooper
I couldn´t believe it!
He was now fucking the poor cat from behind.
Doggy style.
I checked my pockets and I realized that
I had put the wrong pills in the milk
I used Viagra instead of Xanax
Them fucking pills, I never know which one is which.
Daisy woke up and started screaming
“Your dog is raping my cat!!!”
I tried to separate Cooper
from the mini-tiger
while she called the police on me!
I ran up eighth avenue
as I heard the sirens coming
Fucking Cooper!

OK, great. Print it.
Shut up Cooper!

credits

from Cinema Imaginado (Volume 2), released January 27, 2023
Bruno de Almeida - Voice, guitar, bass, keyboards, samplers
Graham Haynes - Cornet
Ricardo Toscano - Alto sax
Osvaldo Pegudo – Percussion

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Bruno de Almeida Lisbon, Portugal

Bruno de Almeida is a Portuguese composer and multi-instrumentalist who comes out of the downtown New York City music scene of the mid-eighties. He is also a Cannes award-winning filmmaker whose body of film work navigates between fiction and documentaries. Much like his films, Bruno's music paints a compelling sonic and lyrical universe that drifts between existential poetics and urban realism. ... more

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